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Little known fact: I am the person who conceived of ‘Backlog Adventures’. Continue reading
Do you hear that sound, mortals? It’s the call of the Earth, beckoning you back to Mother Gaia.
Err… Sorry. That was just my cell phone. False alarm.
Speaking of being one with the Earth: A new Heroes of the Storm Hero was added to the roster this week in the form of Lunara, World of Warcraft dryad and follower of Cenarius. Continue reading
I won’t mince words: Mobile gaming is a gross, darkest timeline culmination.
This cesspool of micro-transactions, health packs on cool down timers, and $100 “best value” bundle packages must be the result of some dark voodoo within the gaming industry, cast long ago. It may even be a Life Is Strange scenario where a new, terrible timeline was created in the wake of one terrible decision. Continue reading
One of the most worn out phrases in games journalism has to be “If you’re a fan.”
And why not? With the way game development works and the fact that sequels are far more likely to get the green light from a publisher than an untested property, it’s in the best interest of those companies to release things that they know will hit their consumer’s sweet spot.
Fallout 4 falls into this pit, for better and worse.
The stiff permafrost of the ice planet Hoth glistens as my squad of rebels ascend the forward hill. We breach the horizon and I ready my blaster pistol, ready to defe–
Crap. A sniper put me down with a head shot. Let’s try that again.
My allies scramble through the narrow corridors of Echo Base, attempting to reach the uplinks before Imperial troops can halt our progress. I step outside and am met with blinding daylight reflecting off miles of ice a–
Dead again. A snow trooper lobbed a thermal detonator into the doorway. Alright, one more time.
The AT-AT approaches as my team scurries through the trenches th–
Darth Vader choked me to death. Maybe I should reassess my strategy. Continue reading
Fear me, Rebel scum.