How our heroes let us down and why some never deserve to be heroes in the first place

It is perfectly normal while growing up to have some kind of hero or person that you look up to or idolize. Sometimes, this person is a real world influence, such as a parent. More often than not, that someone is a celebrity. More often than that more often than not, that celebrity is an athlete.

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Review Post-Mortem: Evolve

My posts on Backlog Adventures have been few and far between since the beginning of my newest venture. I became the games reporter and review for The Toledo Blade back in December, which is the largest newspaper in the area outside of Detroit.

I appreciate the opportunity given in the print space allotted to my gaming thoughts, but sometimes there is not enough space to justify my full opinion. Alas, this is one of the more difficult differences between writing online and print, and one that I must adapt to.

Regardless, I felt it best to find a space online to sum up my thoughts that weren’t fit to print for my gaming reviews within The Blade.

This week, I reviewed ‘Evolve’–FOUND HERE AT THIS LINK–a game with an idea that may have been too clever for its own good.  Continue reading

Why God Why #1: (Almost) everything I purchased off Amazon this year: A retrospective

One of the bonuses to making purchases online is being able to keep track of what you have obtained in the past. Of course, this can also be a double-edged sword. Who wants to remember the fact that you bought a cheese grater off Ebay in 2010 because you didn’t want to put on pants that day and go to Target?

Not me. Yet, here we are.

In order to move forward to the great unknown of the next year, a look back is in order. To know where I am going I have to know where I have been.

Finally, real talk: making a critique of every inane purchase on Amazon this year might just be the internal strife I need to stop buying stupid shit for no reason off Amazon.

I blame Amazon Prime. Let us do this, chums.

Jan9

We start the year off with something simple enough: Things for Rachel’s birthday. The two Wolverine trades maybe could have been reconsidered, considering we own the individual issues. But, that means going into my closet of death and digging out shoe boxes full of comics. No thanks.

King of Tokyo continues to be a worthy addition to our gaming collection. I regret nothing.

The Rating: *** out of *****

Jan9a

Despite this product, my my obese, twenty-pound cat continues to be covered in dandruff. I believe I’ve been bamboozled. BAMBOOZLED, I SAY.

The Rating: ** out of *****

Jan9b

One of the downsides of buying a computer from a non-warranty offering, non-retail internet dealer is that you have to fix your own hardware issues. After a year of my computer’s old power supply making this clicking sound like the zombies from The Last of Us, a change had to be made. I REGRET NOTHING.

The Rating: **** out of *****

Jan9

Your eyes do not deceive you, gentle viewer: the total price for that PlayStation 4 is not an optical illusion. The bonuses to putting every wedding expense onto your rewards-earning credit card is getting fat stacks of Amazon gift cards.

Of course, a deal had to be made: In exchange for a PS4, my wife was allowed to get a second cat. Regrets, I do not have them.

The Rating: ***** out of *****

Jan9c

Number of times used: Zero. I may possibly regret adding another hardback, bulky book to my collection. Whoops.

The Rating: DUD out of *****

Jan9d

A two-for-one rating; a present for my Dad’s birthday in a water fountain for his dog, and a new mouse pad for myself. The water fountain has been a rousing success with Gidget, so I consider that a win. Many may question the need or want for a “fancy gaming” mouse pad in this day and age, but thus far the purchase has been worth every penny…Even if it doesn’t fit on my computer desk.

The Rating: *** out of *****

Jan9e

…YOU DON’T KNOW ME, INTERNET. YOU DON’T KNOW ME.

Those Skittles were awesome. I consider the first Amazon Prime Pantry trial a smashing success.

The Rating: **** out of *****

Jan9f

I think this may be the first pillow I have ever bought for myself. Every pillow I have used to this point was either provided by my parents or stolen from any and every hotel I have stayed at.

Don’t judge me: You gotta get pillows from SOMEWHERE, right?

The Rating: ** out of *****

Jan9g

Everything in this order was returned, minus the shoes. The shoes were an excellent purchase, however.

At least Prime makes clothing returns an easy process. Good guy Amazon.

The Rating: *** out of *****

Jan9h

A hefty purchase for our weekly RPG group’s current Star Wars campaign. The new core rulebook has been a worthy purchase and the cards are just nice to have. I regret…Nothing.

The Rating: **** out of *****

Jan9i

The power adapter was a birthday present for myself, while the new carafe was to fix a kitchen mistake that left my wife and I coffee-less. A terrible fate, much worse than death. Seriously, do any of you even understand the ramifications of not having my forty dollar a month, hand-picked by slave labor in Peru, fresh-roasted coffee beans? YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF THE TRAVESTIES OF MY LIFE.

Damn good coffee.

The Rating: ***** out of *****

Jan9aa

A reoccurring purchase, and a worthwhile one. Anyone who has ever owned a cat should know that 40 pounds of clay cat little for under twenty bucks is some kind of miracle sent down by God or Allah or Kanye West. Added bonus: The FedEx guy carries said 40 pound box of litter up to our door. ‘MURICA!

The Rating: **** out of *****

Jan9bb

I love and use both of these objects on a daily basis. As an added bonus, I feel legitimately better from the massive amounts of water I drink per day. HURRAY FOR GOOD DECISIONS!

The Rating ***** out of *****

Jan9abc

Yet another “something electronics related broke and has to be replaced” moment. Cables are the worst. Now if I could just buy some kind of cable-management system to keep the jungle that is behind my couch from eating my cats. I wish everything ever was wireless. Sigh. Dreams.

The Rating: **** out of *****

Jan9baba

….I’ll get that IPad Mini from my internet provider eventually, right? Right?

Sigh. Bollocks.

The Rating: * out of *****

The Wrap Up: More purchased exist, especially in the last month, However, I don’t think posting the prices of what I paid for Christmas presents to be proper etiquette.

So, what have we learned?

Amazon certain makes buying things easier. This is a dark power that must be used with caution and control. Just remember, without knowing your limits, you too could be awake at 1 a.m. on a Saturday night, going back and forth on the merits of paying for one-day shipping for a novelty beer mug.

Stay safe, friends. Merry Christmas.

Backlog Adventures’ Game of the Year 2014

I just remembered that ‘Twitch Plays Pokemon’ happened in 2014. That feels like such a long time ago. Maybe I’m getting older, but that cliche of the years flying by seems more and more relevant.

Many great games saw a 2014 release. The first full year in the new gaming cycle, 2014 has proven to be as exciting as last year in regards to releases, even if some of those said releases saw re-release this year.

Release is a funny word when said over and over, by the way. Try it out.

Ground rules: In this list of my top five best games of 2014 I have made some stipulations. Only games that I have actually played a significant chunk of are to be included. As much as I love the Donkey Kong Country games, I did not play Tropical Freeze and will not try and say that a game I did not play is one of my top games of the year. Common sense, folks. Use it.

New stipulation for 2014: I will never include HD remasters or re-releases. Sorry. I liked games the first time I played them.

Stipulation the second: DLC counts. In a new age where DLC can drastically change how a game acts and reacts, such as X-Com Enemy Within or Bioshock 2‘s “Minerva’s Den,” it would be silly to not take updates and additional content into consideration.

In case you’re lazy or don’t read the site, here is last year’s top five:

5 – Injustice: Gods Among Us
4 – Civilization 5: Brand New World
3 – Grand Theft Auto V
2 – The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
1 – Bioshock Infinite

With introductions out of the way I now present my top five games of the year 2014.

5. Ultra Street Fighter IV

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Great measures must be taken to ensure that a title originally released in 2008 stays fresh. Despite their recent money issues and poor decisions in regards to game development, Capcom must be given credit for knowing that Street Fighter is their lifeblood. Street Fighter IV was initially a game looked at with raised eyebrows by competitive fans and casual consumers alike.

Could a nine year hiatus in between numbered releases in the classic series mend old wounds from a previous release? Street Fighter 3: Third Strike was too complicated for casuals, yet too unbalanced for a majority of the FGC.

Ultra Street Fighter IV is the culmination of six years of work, community feedback, hype, and giving the fans what they want. Including new characters, new venues, and yet more character changes, Ultra proves to be the most newbie-friendly, yet competitively balanced fighting game of the last fifteen years.

This isn’t just a case of Capcom attempting to squeeze blood from a stone; the fans care about the franchise and each expansion update has seen drastic changes. While these changes are nuanced and won’t matter to the outside observer, said changes are paramount. After all, there is a reason that the now annual Evolution Fighting Game Series tournament pulled in record numbers again this year, nearing almost 200,000 live viewers for the Ultra grand finals.

Even with Street Fighter V now on the horizon, Ultra Street Fighter IV will see constant attention in FGC circles for years to come.

4. South Park: The Stick of Truth

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Remember when the mere announcement of a licensed title was a groan-worthy endeavor? I do. In fact, many of those groans came along with whatever new South Park title was announced. An intellectual property with a history of terrible games, it was an understatement to say that there was trepidation around the announcement of a South Park turn-based RPG.

Who could have guessed that such an idea not only works, but is damn good? Not me. Given the fact that South Park: The Stick of Truth saw the rockiest of development, changing publishers in the wake of THQ closing, it may be a miracle that the game came out at all.

We as gamers should be glad, as it is rare to see any game–let alone a licensed game–with as much humor, attention to detail, and quick wit as The Stick of Truth has. Much of this can be attributed to the double whammy of Obsidian, known for some of the most well-regarded RPGs of the last twenty years, and that South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker were in charge of the script, as well as the game’s attention to detail.

What detail, you may ask? The Stick of Truth is a love letter to any and every joke that ever worked on the show. From the stuff everyone expects like the over-obvious anti-Semitism to smaller things like ‘Taco Flavored Kisses’ playing over the radio in the post office, the game drips with canon.

Even if you aren’t in love with South Park, I believe the merits of the script are more than enough to keep one laughing. The script is genuinely funny, even without the constant nods to South Park lore. Believe it or not, a South Park game is one of the best RPGs of the year.

3. Shovel Knight

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More than just another retro-style, pixel art indie game, Shovel Knight proves to be a refinement of the past, not just a nostalgia trip. Too many times in the last five years have indie games came out that were spawned from a zone of nostalgia for the games of the 1990s. To the detriment of these games, they have the look as well as the feel of those titles they seek to emulate.

That is not a good thing.

Shovel Knight aims to be better than just an homage to a time past. Providing poignant story beats, perfectly precise controls, and an art style with as much heart and tone as any console AAA title, Shovel Knight deserves to be talked about with the likes of Shadow of Mordor and Dragon Age: Inquisition.

Shovel Knight isn’t just a throwback to the games of our youth; it is better.

2. Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor

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Remember what I said earlier about the changing perceptions of licensed titles? Throw Lord of the Rings games into that “mediocre games’ heap. many below average to downright terrible LotR games have existed. Leading up to the release of Shadow of Mordor, nobody knew how to approach the title. Looking like a mix between the Batman: Arkham series and Assassin’s Creed, a burning trash pile of mediocre could have been laying in wait.

Who knew that WB would turn out a title that is superior to any game in either of the previous mentioned series’, but also one of the best games of the year?

Shadow of Mordor‘s ace in the hole is it’s Nemesis System, a progressive enemy hierarchy that provides constantly changing variables to how enemies are fought and how they exist in the game world at large. I could go on for hours about how wonderful the Nemesis AI system is, but I just don’t have the space. Safe to say, the system is one of the most innovative game systems that consumers have seen in a long time.

1. Dragon Age: Inquisition

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As of this writing I have spent 89 hours on Dragon Age: Inquisition. Want to know the last time I spent this much time on a game?

Dragon Age: Origins. Yeah, I like Dragon Age.

Even outside of my fandom for the series (did I mention that I also own the pen-and-paper Dragon Age RPG books?), Inquisition is a return to form for a series that fell on its face at last we saw it and a developer that, thanks to a string of disappointing releases, had ruined much of it’s goodwill with fans.

Inquisition is everything great about Origins, the few things that worked in Dragon Age 2, and a clear indication that Bioware listened in regards to complains about the series as a whole.

One of Inquisition‘s biggest selling points are the gigantic, active areas that feature a wealth of variety in content and aesthetic. From haunted bogs and shifting sands to rolling hills and hidden temples, Inquisition never leaves a feeling of repetition in regards to it’s locales.

An epic, classic high fantasy story is another strong focus of Inquisition, weaving a tale that will keep players engrossed for many hours to come. Despite steady stream of bugs that have hampered the game for some, I feel that the positives of the game more than trump other releases this year, as well as any issues said bugs have created.

Games that were strongly considered, in a few sentences or less:

Super Smash Bros.: As much as I love Smash, not much has changed between releases. A solid game, but shows Nintendo’s willingness to sticking to the development script.

Hearthstone: As much as I love Blizzard and collectible card games, I feel like this title is going to be a constant work-in-progress. Also: Priest decks are bullshit.

Dark Souls 2: Consider this to be 6th on the list. A wonderful game that maybe suffered from coming out so early in the year. I greatly look forward to the PS4 remaster due to my PC crying from being under-powered.

Child of Light: Yet another case of being cursed by coming out so early in 2014, Child of Light is a beautiful, haunting game with one of the best soundtracks and visual styles of the year.

The Walking Dead: Season 2: 7th place, essentially. Not nearly as good as Season 1, but continued the tradition of a tense, tragic story that kept me yearning for the release of each new episode.

Games that were never considered, and why:

Mario Kart 8: The same reason as Smash, in a game I didn’t get to play.

Infamous: Second Son: Starts great and slowly falls apart as the game progresses. However, the game is absolutely beautiful.

Destiny: So much promise, very little delivery.

Thanks for a great year, 2014. You will be missed.

Don’t agree: Want to complain? Need a hug? Twitter @EyePawd or BackLogAdventures@Gmail.com. 

Let’s Play: Dragon Age Inquisition high dragon kills; Plus, a note on the future

Well, I’ve been gone awhile, huh?

Backlog Adventures has served as my personal “anything that is fit for internet print” space during my misadventures of online games journalism. While that is certainly not going to change, a recent vocation shift in my online writing duties will also force BLA to do some shifting as well.

Also: I killed some dragons. Serious stuff first, however.

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Backlog WWE Reviews: Summerslam 2014

 

For the last decade, Summerslam has been considered the starting point for a long stretch of events and story lines that all lead to Wrestlemania. The best examples that come to mind is last year with Daniel Brian’s World Title win –and subsequent loss– at the 2013 iteration of the WWE summer classic. The problem with this long haul is keeping the audience engaged in the main event. Expecting fans to stay hot in a singular way for up to eight months might be asking too much, given WWE Creative’s predilections for changing their mind on whether a guy is “their guy” on a whim.

Can WWE keep the momentum coming out of Summerslam? Only hindsight will tell. For now, here is what went down on the 17th of August in Los Angeles.
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On Ferguson and the militarization of Middle America

The greatest advice I received in my college days came in the fall of 2009 during the first day of “Psychology in application to law enforcement.” The class was taught by a tenured professor who was a former Athens County district attorney that taught the class once a year.

The first words out of his mouth to the room of forty or so students are words that I believe–now more than ever–should be taken to heart:

“Don’t trust the police. They aren’t your friend.”
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